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heaven-knows-im-morrissey-now:

I wish I had a herd of ignorant knights like King Henry II did, that way if I ever made a slightly hinting comment about wanting someone taken care of being super annoying, they’ll fly into their bedroom window and bash their brains in.

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Chat 10 Jul 195 notes More Questions English Monarch Style - Part II
  • Henry VII: Do you consider yourself to be a greedy person?
  • Henry VIII: What are your views on marriage?
  • Edward VI: Do you consider yourself to be a healthy person?
  • Lady Jane Grey: If you ruled a country for nine days, what would you do?
  • Mary I: Do your beliefs differ significantly to the rest of your family?
  • Elizabeth I: Would you rather have children or not have children and why?
  • James I: Do you think England and Scotland should be united or do you think they should be independent from each other?
  • Charles I: What are your views on parliament?
  • Charles II: Do you consider yourself to be attractive?
  • James II: Have you ever been discriminated against because of your religious beliefs?
  • Mary II: Would you rather side with your significant other or your parents?
  • William III: Do you or would you like to live in a country other than your place of birth?
  • Anne: What are your views on the Conservative party?
  • George I: What are your views on the Prime Minister?
  • George II: What is your relationship with your father like?
  • George III: Would you have been a loyalist or revolutionary in the American Revolutionary War?
  • George IV: Are you a spender or a saver when it comes to money?
  • William IV: Do you enjoy being on the sea?
  • Victoria: What do you think about death?
  • Edward VII: Do you ever feel held back by your parents?
  • George V: What would you change your surname to if you changed it?
  • Edward VIII: Would you rather have love or a position of great power?
  • George VI: Have you ever been made to take on a responsibility you didn't want?
  • Elizabeth II: What is your view on the British monarchy?
Chat 8 Jul 58 notes More Questions English Monarch Style - Part I
  • William I: What is your biggest achievement?
  • William II: What are your views on hunting?
  • Henry I: How is your relationship with your siblings?
  • Stephen: Would you break a promise if it bettered your own position?
  • Matilda: Have you ever been denied something that you thought should have been yours?
  • Henry II: What is your biggest regret?
  • Richard I: What do you think about your home country?
  • John: How popular are you?
  • Henry III: Do you find it easy to respect other people's beliefs?
  • Edward I: What nicknames have you been known by?
  • Edward II: What would consider to be the worst way to die?
  • Edward III: Do you often get into fights and arguments?
  • Richard II: Did you ever hold any positions of responsibility as a child?
  • Henry IV: Have you ever been betrayed by somebody you trusted?
  • Henry V: Have you ever succeeded at something you didn't think you'd be able to?
  • Henry VI: Would you consider yourself to be a good person?
  • Edward IV: Do you often get involved in family disputes?
  • Edward V: What is your opinion on conspiracy theories?
  • Richard III: Do you ever feel as if you are misunderstood?
  •  Part II coming later on with the Tudors to the present day!
Chat 7 Jul 136 notes
  • Claude Duval: If you were a highway robber, what would you name your horse?
  • Sappho: Do you enjoy poetry?
  • Publilius Syrus: How good are your planning skills?
  • Joseph de Maistre: Do you agree with the statement: "Every nation has the government it deserves", why?
  • Joan of Arc: Would you die for a cause you truly believed in?
  • Bartholomew Roberts: If were a pirate, what would you name your ship?
  • Oscar Wilde: Do you consider yourself to be witty?
  • Bucephalus: Are you an animal lover?
  • Voltaire: Do you respect the opinions of other people, no matter what they may be?
  • Marcus Licinius Crassus: How important is money to you?
  • Niccolò Machiavelli: Which is more important, honour or effectiveness?
  • Alexander the Great: How ambitious are you?
  • Zheng He: Do you enjoy travelling?
  • Rosa Parks: Do you stand your ground?
  • Cyrus the Great: Do you believe an empire can be a good thing?
  • Genghis Khan: Do you think you'd be able to unite people together if you needed to?
  • Peter the Great: Do you think modernization is a good thing?
  • Tigranes the Great: How well do you deal with receiving bad news?
  • Ṣalāḥ al-Dīn Yūsuf ibn Ayyūb: Do you respect your rivals?
  • Antiochus VIII Grypus: How is your relationship with your parents?
  •  Feel free to add your own!
Quote 25 Jun 98 notes
I see that you have made three spelling mistakes
— Thomas de Mahay, Marquis de Favras, French aristocrat, his last words upon reading his death sentence before being guillotined (via kervate)

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